It's almost here

After months of waiting it's finally here so I've put together a list of things you should remember:

1) The hippo is our property, that goes for any water tramploines on the lake
2) Gator hats are an essential
b) Popcan boxes can be used as hats
3) PTM is not a toy
4) All labels that read 'Do Not Tow behind motorised vehical' will be ignored.
5) To keep a poncho in good condition you should spill random fluids on it.
6) The ceiling fan is not a toy, it's a target.
7) Urinating in other's drinks is okey as long as it's a joke
8) Drinking before noon is not frowned upon, this includes drinking while kneeboarding or tubing.
9) Large sauages shall be refered to as 'Shlongs' and shall not be eaten rather used to mimic the male genitalia
10) To fit in, it's good to salute everyone you see on the lake like a German would.

JuiceBox

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You requested, here it is. I know I have to much spare time. If your flash player isn't updated this might not appear properly or at all.
Sincerely
-JuiceBox-

Hey hey! That's right! I've got admin privileges on this blog so I'm going to proceed vandalizing it with my crude and hardly amusing comments. My main mission this year is to double the prankage that occurred last year (That poor, poor ceiling fan) but this time with less of the prankage at Darren or his cottage's expense. Already I can smell the sweet nectar of buck missions and day long asshole games. I taste the damp smoky air of the bunky and the arousing taste of an overfilled septic tank . I know that soon, if listen really hard, I will be able to hear the screams of anger as water balloons burst in tents and firecrackers hit the possessions we love most.
I just can't wait to see it all
Peace, Love and a whole lot of Hangten
-JuiceBox