Cottage Week 2005

Wednesday, August 17, 2005

It's almost here

After months of waiting it's finally here so I've put together a list of things you should remember:

1) The hippo is our property, that goes for any water tramploines on the lake
2) Gator hats are an essential
b) Popcan boxes can be used as hats
3) PTM is not a toy
4) All labels that read 'Do Not Tow behind motorised vehical' will be ignored.
5) To keep a poncho in good condition you should spill random fluids on it.
6) The ceiling fan is not a toy, it's a target.
7) Urinating in other's drinks is okey as long as it's a joke
8) Drinking before noon is not frowned upon, this includes drinking while kneeboarding or tubing.
9) Large sauages shall be refered to as 'Shlongs' and shall not be eaten rather used to mimic the male genitalia
10) To fit in, it's good to salute everyone you see on the lake like a German would.

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