Cottage Week 2005

Thursday, June 09, 2005

Hey hey! That's right! I've got admin privileges on this blog so I'm going to proceed vandalizing it with my crude and hardly amusing comments. My main mission this year is to double the prankage that occurred last year (That poor, poor ceiling fan) but this time with less of the prankage at Darren or his cottage's expense. Already I can smell the sweet nectar of buck missions and day long asshole games. I taste the damp smoky air of the bunky and the arousing taste of an overfilled septic tank . I know that soon, if listen really hard, I will be able to hear the screams of anger as water balloons burst in tents and firecrackers hit the possessions we love most.
I just can't wait to see it all
Peace, Love and a whole lot of Hangten
-JuiceBox